Another joke from my father-in-law made its way to my inbox today:
A
guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled
with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when
you're not around,
probably more than you.
I know it's no excuse but I don't get
it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer.
I hope you'll accept my
sincerest apology.
It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed,
Bob
grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom,
and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
"Really should use spell check! That
should be "wifi"."
