the world according to nate

mom (in a slightly yelling, close to hysterical voice, upon finding some rather rancid object in justin backpack): "justin i have no idea how you can take a carton of chocolate milk and put it in your backpack pocket and just leave it there for one whole week until the smell finally reached my nose...."
nathan: " mom, he was just making a sippel story to tell his kids when he gets older!"